Q. Why are fish easy to weigh?

A. They have their own scales.

Q. What do you do with a blue groper?

A. Try to cheer him up.

Q. What did the fish say when it ran into the concrete wall?

A. Dam!

Q. What cat has eight legs?

A. An octopus.

Q. Where do you weigh a whale?

A. At a whaleway station

Q. Where do you see a man eating fish?

A. In a restaurant.

Q. What did the first-time fisherman do to remember the spot with lots of fish?

A. He drew a mark on the side of his boat.

Q. Who are the strongest creatures in the ocean?

A. Mussels

Q. Why are fish so smart?

A. They always go around in schools.

Q. What did the sea say to the beach?

A. Nothing. It just waved.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?

A. Swimming trunks!

Q. What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

A. You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish.

Q. What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?

A. A doctopus!

Q. Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

Crab.

Crab who?

Crab your cossie. We're going for a swim.